Warning: Your wife is PSYCHOTIC... and HOT. She’ll lose her keys, lose her mind, and somehow you’ll lose every argument… but look at you, still madly in love. Slap this patch on your gear like a relationship status update for the brave. Laser-engraved by yours truly and glows in the dark, just like her rage when you say, ‘Relax, babe.’
Dimension: 2.00" x 3.00" Each
Quantity: Made To Order
Hook Fastener Backing
Laser Etched Glow Acrylic
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Warning: Your wife is PSYCHOTIC... and HOT. She’ll lose her keys, lose her mind, and somehow you’ll lose every argument… but look at you, still madly in love. Slap this patch on your gear like a relationship status update for the brave. Laser-engraved by yours truly and glows in the dark, just like her rage when you say, ‘Relax, babe.’
Dimension: 2.00" x 3.00" Each
Quantity: Made To Order
Hook Fastener Backing
Laser Etched Glow Acrylic
Shipping Terms: Once your package is scanned by USPS, it is beyond our control. If your package is lost or damaged, we can assist with filing an insurance claim. In cases of theft, you will need to file a police report. We cannot send replacements for items marked as "delivered."
Shipping Process: When you receive a tracking number, it does not guarantee the package was shipped or dropped off the same day. If you need expedited shipping that isn’t listed, please contact us, and we’ll do our best to assist with an upgrade.
USA Buyers:
USPS Ground Advantage ($5.00): For small, lightweight items. Slower delivery. Transit time: 4–7 days, depending on your distance from Orlando, FL. Includes up to $100 insurance.
USPS Priority Mail ($10.00): For all items. Faster delivery. Transit time: 2–3 days, depending on your distance from Orlando, FL. Includes up to $200 insurance.
International Buyers:
USPS First Class ($13.00–$18.00): For small, lightweight items. This is the slowest option, and tracking may stop updating after the package leaves the USA.
USPS Priority Mail ($27.00–$35.00): Transit time: 5–15 days, depending on customs processing.
Note: You are responsible for any customs, duties, or taxes your country may charge upon delivery. We cannot predict or avoid these fees.